Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2024

Ooh! Banana bread. Nummy.

So can fruitcake?

Banana cryogenics?

And we always land buttered side down.

It’s an apeeling proposition – but he may just be a flash in the pan.

I love the oooh faces he puts on things.

Who’s the top banana?

Put an older banana in the freezer, in the skin. When there are three or four, put them in the fridge and they get properly mushy to make banana bread!

“…and I’ll make Mexico pay for the procedure.”

But you’ll never be the same.

Bread Talks.

I think I still have bananas in the freezer. I may make another batch of banana bread, but without the chocolate chips (I’m out)

Or become a forgotten time capsule in the back of my freezer.

“… and when you come back, you’ll be able to just loaf all day.”

I bet he makes a lot of bread from those talks.

True!

He’s really raking in the dough as a motivational speaker. You cannot deny his appeal

They will counter a second life.

Why bread?

For cryogenics out loud! Praise the Lord, the banana bread has risen!

Similar to Rhymes With Orange from July 21, 2021!

They’re keeping their eyes peeled.

He has risen!!

Life after freezer.

I still don’t like bananas but do appreciate that they come in their own little carrying case.

Faith “healers” never tell you the whole truth.

Cryogenics for top bananas.