Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 08, 2024

I’d hate to see the damage done to that car.

Looks like he’s been on the see-food diet.

Does he want us to believe he could get a foot that close to his ear?

Not quite the way I first heard this joke.

He’s fat enough to be a plugger.

The road stops here!!!!!!!!!

How, with your shape, could you manage that?

You couldn’t scratch your fat butt with a fat butt scratcher.

@Olddog1 – How did you hear the joke?