Strange Brew by John Deering for January 13, 2024

I don’t dare to comment on this one.

First wife was Sicilian. We divorced. At our oldest son wedding her uncle greeted me with “I heard you Rose split!” I stammered a bit and I got my cheeks pinched, “Don’t worry. don’t worry. We still love you!”

Still, I was alert for black Cadillacs for awhile.

Betty The Needle, Gracie The Noose, Cyanide Cindy.

If you listen closely, you can hear “Mack the knife” playing in that ward.

Vinny the Vermin

First thing, when the doctor slapped them … they each slapped the doctor back.

They start them that young?

After a month or so, they’ll each get a badabinky.

Their bottles will look like Cuban stogies.

Where’s Baby Face Nelson?

Or jet fighter pilots

Be a shame if somethin’ where to happen to that Family Planning Clinic.

Reminds me of “Once upon a Time in America.”

Shouldn’t they all be “Jr” ?