First wife was Sicilian. We divorced. At our oldest son wedding her uncle greeted me with “I heard you Rose split!” I stammered a bit and I got my cheeks pinched, “Don’t worry. don’t worry. We still love you!”
Still, I was alert for black Cadillacs for awhile.
Cornelius Noodleman 9 months ago
I don’t dare to comment on this one.
Zykoic 9 months ago
First wife was Sicilian. We divorced. At our oldest son wedding her uncle greeted me with “I heard you Rose split!” I stammered a bit and I got my cheeks pinched, “Don’t worry. don’t worry. We still love you!”
Still, I was alert for black Cadillacs for awhile.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 9 months ago
Betty The Needle, Gracie The Noose, Cyanide Cindy.
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
If you listen closely, you can hear “Mack the knife” playing in that ward.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Vinny the Vermin
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
First thing, when the doctor slapped them … they each slapped the doctor back.
ladykat 9 months ago
They start them that young?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
After a month or so, they’ll each get a badabinky.
UlrigJaeger Premium Member 9 months ago
Their bottles will look like Cuban stogies.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago
Where’s Baby Face Nelson?
mpolo11 Premium Member 9 months ago
Or jet fighter pilots
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Be a shame if somethin’ where to happen to that Family Planning Clinic.
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
Reminds me of “Once upon a Time in America.”
christelisbetty 9 months ago
Shouldn’t they all be “Jr” ?