Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 21, 2024

Was your college room mate a girl or a boy?…..

I had other concerns in school [lectures, homework, tests, etc.] that precluded notice of any of the physical changes of those around me.

What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?

A masstermind

Losing weight is a piece of cake

Just don’t pick it up!

What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?

Trans-fat.

I’m planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it “Inter-mitten fasting”.

Doctor: Can we talk about your weight?

Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn’t break this time.

You should avoid beef when trying to lose weight

Too many cowlories.

To finish Oscar Wilde’s quote:“ . . .That mediocrity can pay to greatness.”

LOL good one!

It was probably all the ramen.

With birds it’s sometimes hard to tell.

ba dum tss

It`s the refrigerators fault.

That’s a good one! I laughed out loud!

Actually, Cosmo had a private room at college. He just didn’t realize that there was a full-length mirror on the back of the door.

I’ve always found that the conservation of mass principle applies: every pound my wife loses ends up on me!

G R O A N — LOLOL

would that really happen? fat chance…

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