Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 10, 2024

Insert tail between legs. Slink away.

Yes, scoot—permanently!!

Go and stuff your fat face at Corky’s diner again.

And don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

I wish Slim and Clovia filed for divorce!

A reminder that despite the third panel making her look about 22, Clovia is over 70 years old.

go look for the bear and Jonesy

If Slim was a mechanic his hands would be grease stained. It took three years after I retired for my hands to get completely clean.

At Corky’s Diner, Slim is currently on his third order of hamburger pancakes

Slim, you’re old enough to know not to put the whole jug of detergent in the washing machine.