Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 20, 2024

Goat will be included as an accessory if any criminal charges are filed.

How could two people as intelligent as Rick and Joanie have such a jerk of a son??

Guess it goes back to the old “nature vs. nurture” argument.

Wait until they invent Instafaceterest.

Rick, Just be Blunt! Tell him get a job or get out!

Or, the dork will get lonely and invent Facebook

I bet he only lasts a day or two, he is a dunce

Cut the electricity to his room, no tv privilege’s, there are ways to get him motivated.

I don’t know if he has enough skill to push the buttons on the cash register

I did two years at Taco Bell while in college. Got threatened by what we used to call “street people”, worked until 1:00 a.m. on weekends, and got tear-gassed just doing my job during student/police riots. Good bio stuff.

The McDonald’s stepping stone shows itself yet again.

There are plenty of politicians, who “prove” they are just one of the common folk, on account of their working fast food one summer.

Free cheeseburgers!!