Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 29, 2024

And to the point!

Agnes, I think you’ll need a few more verses if you want to get that copyrighted.

It’s what us in the rest of the world is saying.

The American Guitar Bob??

But then why is the ME in America larger than the rest? It’s A ME rica, full of self centered people, what else would you expect?

When other nations hear our national anthem, I bet they think, “Whoa! Not about to mess with that bunch!”

I vote for “This Land Is Your Land” for the new anthem.

Our new anthem should be “Freebird.”

Can you imagine the effect at Olympic medal ceremonies? The Olympic Torch would fade to to a dim glow as 10,000 spectators raise cigarette lighters…

Maybe you should get over yourself; I just got over you.

The title,Agnes ? “Do as I say,not as I do.”?

Kind of catchy.

“Don’t let the door hit you on your way out”

AMERICA, F___ YEAH!

(from Team America: World Police)

Try the French Anthem if you want blood…..

Won’t be very popular in America.

To enjoy the strip, we have no choice but to read her lyrics (they need work, Agnes). But let’s be grateful that we don’t have to actually hear the “music” she’s playing in panel two.