MythTickle by Justin Thompson for January 05, 2024

Almost there. It seems as though every fast food buyer includes bacon as well as cheese.

this only applies to a countries with lots of overweight people. Germany doesn’t have electro roller buggies (or whatever you call them) for their heavy shoppers. And walking is encouraged.

And I thought they were here to serve man…….

Won’t work on Kosher or Halal-fed. Will with ME, though! I’ll have my toast open and ready!

It’d be much nicer if our steady course toward self-impairment were the result of outside forces, rather than our own self-indulgence.

The livestock will be pleased!

too late for me. I think I moved up to the top of the list.

Bacon Rain? Wasn’t that a song by Prince?

So he’s complaining that there aren’t enough fat people???

“Curse you Schlork, you fool! Bacon RAIN, not Bacon BRAIN!”

Me & my dog are in!

Mmm! Bacon-rain! I’m a meal almost ready to go….