Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 13, 2024

That sixth person just died on the inside – the shark made fun of their overbite.

It’s OK Eightball, the half person was a politician who did not heed the warnings to stay away from certain Super PACS. Would have lost the reelection anyways.

A tasteless joke, Eightball, considering that one of your co-workers is a Half Person.

those 5.5 people are especially accident-prone…

Does the half person die biennially ?

Mr. Wiggly: Last panel crawling up the post to smell 8-Ball’s…well you know.

The “.5” is from every other New Years midnight dip at Bondi Beach.

and Man kills 110 Million sharks every year

I didn’t realize sharks were so lazy.

The other half is for desert!

Take Trixie for instance, swimming off Malibu, when…

What is worse? Being the dead guy? Or the half dead guy?

Remember, the half dead guy survives.