Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 11, 2024

Red Skelton on studio head Harry Cohn’s funeral: “He always said, if you give the public what they want they’ll turn out!”

Well, my self-esteem is dead for the week.

Gather nuts. Lots more edible

And trying to figure out how to pay for it.

And now, for today’s thrilling episode of “Worms in Space…”

Moms Mabley on the death of the neighborhood jerk. “If you can’t say something good about the dead, don’t say anything at all. Well, he’s dead.”

The lights are on but nobody’s home! ☺️

My spin on “glass empty”: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full, so long as there are FREE refills!!

instead of funeral, i’m having keg party

My glass is half full! But it’s dirty…

See Pearl’s Before Swine.

https://www.gocomics. com/pearlsbeforeswine/2024/01/11?ct=v&cti=1213174

Not only is my glass empty, it fell on the floor and broke and now I have stitches from stepping on a piece in my socks.

Or maybe you’re just looking at life from the wrong end.

Jonathan, check out today’s Nancy Classics, Sluggo should be in the next cell in your punitentiary…

That’s absolutely brilliant, a great way to look at life, and funny…Trixie’s a glass full kind of person, mebbe…

Mr. Wiggles: He’s not in this cartoon. Some distant relative is returning in a spaceship.