F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 17, 2024

Oh, how we wish.

I’m going to try that. It will fund my retirement.

When removed from the vacuum it explodes in a giant dust storm.

Vacc’d up a lot of carats in the kitchen.

To get that kind of compaction, the vacuum would have to have the suction to pull the grain out of wood flooring.

if you can get Superman to squeeze it for a few seconds……

just sayin!

Unfortunately, Bill, of course, was dreaming.

Wasn’t that an episode of The Outer Limits?

We have to clean out vac after every use. And what we remove could equal a whole new cat!

Watch it! That’s an Enterprise crew member transformed! If you crush it, they die!

If only……

He doesn’t look very happy about it.

I found out if the bag fills up it stops working. Not sure how I found out that’s why it stopped working, but since the repair place has closed, it’s a good thing I figured it out.

It’s the Arkenstone!

If you’ve been sweeping up coal dust for 15 years.