Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for January 06, 2024

So thats what you is hear-ring eh.

I like it. Original.

Um … could that be a typo for “order’s,” a contraction of “order is?”

An order of onion rings and some angel hair pasta.

And all those years I thought mt Tinnitus was acting up!

Clever. I surmised it was “coffee nerves”.