Kliban by B. Kliban for January 29, 2024

Those are the nastiest ink blots I ever saw.

Let me see if I can remember how the joke goes….

Psychiatrist: “Now, look at this inkblot and tell me what you see.”

Patient: “A man and a woman having sex, both wearing leather lingerie.”

Psychiatrist: “Mm-hmm. And this one?”

Patient: “Two women having sex, one of them has a whip and the other is wearing handcuffs.”

Psychiatrist: “I see. How about this one?”

Patient: “One man, two women, and a goat.”

Psychiatrist: “Seems to me you’re rather obsessed with sex.”

Patient: “I’m obsessed? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures!”

Amazing gocomics allows all this filth.

This cartoon is a menace to women and children! An outrage to Public Decency! So I odered copies to enlarge and will burn them when I get a chance. (—

Huh. Makes me not want to look at them overly-closely.

Old and long.

Doctor shows the patient a blank sheet of paper. “What do you see?”

Patient describes a scene involving his mother, several octopi, a massive cheese grater, and Dolly Paton.

Doc pulls out another blank page. This time the patient sees an executioner, the Rockettes, a pool of toxic waste, and Mothra.

After three more attempts the doctor cries, “You are the sickest, most perverted degenerate I’ve ever heard of!”

Offended the patient retorts, “Hold on, Doc! You’re the one with all the dirty pictures!”

Ink blots. I see ink blots.

Now to come up with meanings to each painting….bwaaaahaaahaaa

Rorchach of the Watchmen is my favorite superhero because he has all those pictures of bare-naked ladies on his mask.