The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 11, 2024

someone had to make a crack…

So that’s why more of the women executives attended the board meetings!

Tommy Johns would have done a profile illustration to capture the nads pouch.

Getting down to the nitty-gritty!

Having followed all applicable laws, they were legal briefs.

Oy.

Their thong line drove a wedge in the competition!

Good thing we’re only seeing the back of that underwear model. I don’t want to be looking at the fruit of his loom.

Is that a skid mark?

The streaky bottom line? Ewww.

Down with Tighty Whities. Strategy revealed.

Jock straps to be discussed later

groan, groan, and more groans

He wants more top line growth on the bottom line.

Working at CK isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Except for the meeting about nothing comes between Brooke and her Calvin Klein jeans

Are those the limited edition Plumber’s ‘line’?

GROAN. But a good one.

The chart indicates that some sales have slipped through the cracks and we’re here to remedy that!

He made the presentation on the fly.

LOL!

His legendary meeting skills were quite cheeky and understated.

“It tuchus a while to make a profit.”

Your barn door is open!

I think Mr. Hilburn has a personal vendetta against Mr. Pastis.

He have bleeding hemorrhoids?

The company just barely survived the boxer rebellion.

Y-Front when there’s no Flap?

Whitey Tightie all Rightie to the tune of Tutti Frutti Oh Rooty.

I dekline participation in underwear jokes

But all his friends call him Marty.

A lot of shorts remarks here today.

It looks like that pull chain is directly attached to his undies.

Under where?

Underware!