What? Petey uzually speaks in complete sentences. The statement in which he implied that he doesn’t speak in complete sentences was a complete sentence.
At my uncle’s memorial service my cousin’s daughter was wearing high spike heels, and she walked like an angel floating down the hall. How do women DO that? I hope shoes with heels like that don’t screw up their spines later in life.
Gandalf 8 months ago
Maybe she’d give him lessons?
joegeethree 8 months ago
Who will Viola choose? Love triangles can get messy.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 8 months ago
What? Petey uzually speaks in complete sentences. The statement in which he implied that he doesn’t speak in complete sentences was a complete sentence.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Aaaaah HA! Ernesto , the culprit. Is in love with Viola!
timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago
And so it starts.
WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago
If she is that big, offer her your sandwich…
ObsiWan Premium Member 8 months ago
Wait….! A SECOND female notices Petey!?! The plot thickens!
Spiffy 8 months ago
Careful, Petey. If you smush that sandwich and then eat it, your world pickiness rating will plummet!
norphos 8 months ago
At my uncle’s memorial service my cousin’s daughter was wearing high spike heels, and she walked like an angel floating down the hall. How do women DO that? I hope shoes with heels like that don’t screw up their spines later in life.