1 and Done by Eric Scott for January 12, 2024

I bought my car from Palm Chevy in Ocala FL, in the waiting room was ONE (1) machine with a coffee maker. BIG LETTERS for “Employees only”, no water, no nothing for us idiots. Bought my last car from Leesburg dealer, they lost a $104,000 sale

Wow, breakfast!

Banana Bird’s morning duty.

Since I refuse to make coffee—-mostly because neither of us drink it—I’m going back to bed.

The early bird will make the coffee but it’s the bird who drinks the last cup who should be the one to clean the pot and dump the used filter & grounds in the trash!!

bird looks like a banana

Well, he’s got to wash down the worms with something…why not coffee? I’m sure he’ll tweet out his song when he wets his whistle! ☺️

He’s just doing it for a lark. But the coffee will keep him bob-bob-bobbin’ along.

Yep. That’s what I get at my office too. Always the early bird.That’s OK. More for me. :)

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee and worms.

Decat-einated I hope

The blue jays around here must have a double espresso in the morning. The worms and my eardrums don’t stand a chance.