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Many, (many) years ago I was bartending in New York City. I really didnât like the place I was working in. The customers were cheap and the owner was surly and even cheaper.
At almost the end of a particularly bad night, we got held up. Three guys came in with guns and the usual demand, " Gimme your money! "
Just what I needed! âLook,â I groused, hands raised, at one of the robbers, as he was cleaning out the cash register, " Take all you want from the till but leave my dĂĄmn tip cup alone! Iâve had a f-ing lousy enough night with these cheapskates!"
He looked into my tip jar and said âMan, you sure have!â And with that, he took a $20 bill from his loot and stuffed it into my tip cup.
Afterwards, the owner wanted me to give him the twenty bucks. I refused and quit on the spot. The two cops investigating the robbery laughed their tails off and slapped me on the back as I walked out the door.
How considerate! Also, can I spend a moment to appreciate the drawing of the thiefâs shoes? I mean, the whole thing is gorgeous, BUT THOSE SHOES! I love them!
Terry Pratchett had a thieves guild in his stories ⊠they gave receipts so if you were mugged again you could use it to get out of the mugging. the guild regulated the thieves and if anyone tried to brake the guild ruled ⊠well lets just say there was an assassinsâ guild too.
the government benefits from it too, they had to pay taxes
enigmamz 12 months ago
A villain with a heart of gold!
Imagine 12 months ago
Well, thatâs a relief.
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
We are all for socially responsible crime.
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
A real life âRobin Hoodâ!!!!!!
Stan Corrected 12 months ago
Keep the change.
Linguist 12 months ago
Many, (many) years ago I was bartending in New York City. I really didnât like the place I was working in. The customers were cheap and the owner was surly and even cheaper.
At almost the end of a particularly bad night, we got held up. Three guys came in with guns and the usual demand, " Gimme your money! "
Just what I needed! âLook,â I groused, hands raised, at one of the robbers, as he was cleaning out the cash register, " Take all you want from the till but leave my dĂĄmn tip cup alone! Iâve had a f-ing lousy enough night with these cheapskates!"
He looked into my tip jar and said âMan, you sure have!â And with that, he took a $20 bill from his loot and stuffed it into my tip cup.
Afterwards, the owner wanted me to give him the twenty bucks. I refused and quit on the spot. The two cops investigating the robbery laughed their tails off and slapped me on the back as I walked out the door.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Oooh yeah? Thereâs no such thingâŠwho are you kidding?
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Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
He started a GoFundMe, but after he disappeared it became a GoFindMe.
luca.debus creator 12 months ago
How considerate! Also, can I spend a moment to appreciate the drawing of the thiefâs shoes? I mean, the whole thing is gorgeous, BUT THOSE SHOES! I love them!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Now we can feel good about getting mugged!
mistercatworks 12 months ago
âOr you could just let me keep my watch.â
chireef 12 months ago
Terry Pratchett had a thieves guild in his stories ⊠they gave receipts so if you were mugged again you could use it to get out of the mugging. the guild regulated the thieves and if anyone tried to brake the guild ruled ⊠well lets just say there was an assassinsâ guild too.
the government benefits from it too, they had to pay taxes
gammaguy 12 months ago
ââŠthe victimâs relief fund.â
1) Not the victimsâ relief fund? So it only relieves one victim?
2) Somebody actually makes a relief map of where muggings take place?