Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 18, 2024

Yeah, putting the cart before the horse!!

And that folks were the last words Gaylord ever said…

A first time novelist will be lucky to sell 100 copies.

Broomie has the same (dis)illusions as Adam@Home.

My thinking is Gaylord needs to run for cover right now.

The problem with someone selling millions of copies is that the author of the original gets left out.

And Broomie can’t afford a lawyer to sue the counterfeiters.

Try drawing a new comic strip in 2024.

Just make sure that it doesn’t include “It was a dark and stormy night”, otherwise Snoopy might sue you for intellectual theft…

She’s got HIGH HOPES!

That buzzard… He looks so happy to crush her hopes and dreams.

’Cause she had high hopes, she had high hopes! High in the sky apple pie hopes…

An autobiography from someone who’s 1500 years old would be a thick book!

Gently, Broomie, get the book published first before you worry about anything else. I’m sure G##lord will be pleased to go on tour for you.

The only copy of my novel is sitting on my Duncan Phyfe table, probably get more attention flogging the furniture

Use a pseudonym so won’t have to claim it unless you want to.

Gaylord has been promoted to “Captain Bring down”

On the other hand, I would buy a novel by a 1,500-year-old witch.

The truth heals.