Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 23, 2024

“Hazing Saddles.”

Savage.

I hope the salad forks are chilled.

Etiquette advice for bean farters!

Picky, picky, picky

He went from soup to nuts.

Time to get along little doggie.

The second course is beans.

I’ve been in situations similar to this. They don’t always end well for the complainer.

Oh give it a rest, it’s time for the farting contest.

If it was the real Old West he would shoot a man for less then that

Some don’t know beans about what goes on around a campfire.

That fella don’t have a chance, like a grasshopper in a henhouse.

the first soup ‘nazi’.

I’m guessing this is the Not So OK Corral…

Whoa! Pardner! Show me the rules….

Uh-oh, I think I may have been scooping my soup wrong

todays culture commentary

Several discouraging words

And you never once extended your pinky finger.

Why would you scoop soup away from you?

And don’t even get me started on that New York City salsa you brought!

Oh, abide this!!!!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!! :)

yeah! who decided those etiquette ideas anyway?