Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 03, 2024

I too need Pedro’s help, to save this thread. Anyone else think Kim should have called or at least texted first?

P 4 (Kimmy): “… I knocked up my side piece and want to get her outta’ my life and need his advice…”

We’ve been holding steady at 14 for a couple days, but I imagine that will change after this gem.

P4- need somebody

(Help) not just anybody

(Help) you know I need someone, help

So much younger than today

(I never need) I never needed anybody’s help in any way

(Now) but now these days are gone (these days are gone)I’m not so self assured

(And now I find) now I find I’ve changed my mind

And opened up the doors.

Jajaja!

P 2.5 (Kim): “… my 2007 Kia sportage…”

dam kim i was watching uh you know a adult movie whats so important

luke jun jun makes me go to the laundrymat when we have a working washer and dryer

cant coach doyle help you with your problem ? pedros in his room studying the dark arts

I’ll just sit here and wait until Monday to find out what he needs help with.

P3.5 “And stop rubbing my tummy. That won’t work with me anymore, Luke.”

P1: Oh no! Now Coach Kim has NOK NOK’d someone up.

Pedro still holed up in his bedroom listening to Surfer Girl. Side 2.

P2- The front door opens out?

Coach Kim is also ghosting Keri.

Anyone want to lay odds we never find out what he wants!

Who wrote today’s strip? Based on the 2/3 clue in P1, I’m guessing it was Meatloaf. And speaking of guessing, if you guessed that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready, you are correct.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/02/03/pranks/

Nok Nok! Who’s there? Kim. Kim who? Just open the fyckin door, you idiot…

Monday:

P1:

Kim: “Pedro, I have a Korean Nightmare under my roof, and he heard you’re single.”

P2:

Pedro: “Coach, he’s cute and all, but I don’t swing both ways.

P3:

Kim: “Yes you do. Everyone swings both ways in Milford! But this has nothing to do with baseball.”

Episode 52 of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/02/04/milford-after-dark-episode-52-pool-cleaning/