Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 26, 2024

Spoiler alert: Ain’t no such limerick!

Who had a big wart on his…

It was shaped like a girl

Without any arms…

I hope this is the last of the “Spoiler Alert!”

Depending on how she continues that limerick, there could be a penalty.

There once was an old man named Enos

Who married a woman from Venus

Her name, it was Marge

Her lips were quite large

She loved him because of his cleanness.

Lil, where you composing a naughty limerick?

There was an old man named Enos

Who was not much of a genius

He ignored a "Stop"" sign

From one of a kind

Whose husband put an end to all of this.

“There once was an old man named Enos,

who most folks would say had a wee nose.

But when you compare, to what is down there,

you ask ‘Where on Earth is his pee hose?’"

“THANK you, Lil”…

Open next comic page and yep, another lame `Spoiler Alert` in the middle of 2 other nothings.

Is Enos from Nantucket?