Petunia & Dre by Allison Garwood for January 18, 2024

Quitting can be a good thing. They say “Quitters never win” but what if they quit smoking and drinking?

I think she’d have better odds winning the lottery.

Ever is a long long time.

Dre will keep you grounded.

Real life works that way.

It’s sad but Dre is right. Saying it would have been quite useless. But Petunia don’t need to stop dating.

You could always meet up with a struggling cartoonist.

Dear Alli… I will give you the same advice I have given my daughter… Remember…… Guys are Stupid !

She got lucky once in the past, and is still on some decent terms with him.

I didn’t always date red flags. Sometimes it was more like red and blue flashing police car lights, with siren accompaniment.

Ah, those were the days.