Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 22, 2024

Ann, just tell him a yarn about your hair.

This is what happens when you have too much fibre.

Some raggedy shmuck always has to be jealous.

Somewhere is a tear in the fabric

Really?

Isn’t what’s on the inside supposed to be more important than what’s on the outside?

She’s been grumpy since Andy left her.

If he’s full of himself, wouldn’t he be full of bear? I guess, literally and technically, we’re all full of ourselves.

I can tell, he’s padding his resume.

My Teddy Bear, made for me by my mother, is filled with fluffy cotton stuff kapok.- -look it up!

Unlike Winnie the Pooh who was stuffed from the more generic “Fluff”

Snotty the bear?

Leaving so sewn?

She’s a doll!

Anne sure seems grumpy. She must be on the…Oh, never mind. I won’t go there.