The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 02, 2024

Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill

Only floss the ones you want to keep!

James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.

Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.

Just take a big swallow of Effredent!

If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?

Ew! Gross!

When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.

A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!

He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.

It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.

The concept is alien to me.

Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.

The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.

Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.

He’s in touch with his inner self

Awesome!

Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.

Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.

This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.

If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…

Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!

“Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”

until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…

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