Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill
Only floss the ones you want to keep!
James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.
Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.
Just take a big swallow of Effredent!
If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?
Ew! Gross!
When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.
A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!
He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.
It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.
The concept is alien to me.
This is why you shouldn’t go around looking in your neighbors’ windows…
Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.
The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.
Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.
He’s in touch with his inner self
Awesome!
Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.
Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.
This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.
If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…
Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!
“Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”
until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…
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BigBoy 8 months ago
Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill
Farside99 8 months ago
Only floss the ones you want to keep!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago
James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.
davidob 8 months ago
Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.
markkahler52 8 months ago
Just take a big swallow of Effredent!
Bilan 8 months ago
If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?
iggyman 8 months ago
Ew! Gross!
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.
west genny 8 months ago
A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!
uniquename 8 months ago
He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.
wongo 8 months ago
The concept is alien to me.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 8 months ago
This is why you shouldn’t go around looking in your neighbors’ windows…
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 8 months ago
Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.
Jayalexander 8 months ago
Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
He’s in touch with his inner self
rjarchuleta 8 months ago
Awesome!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.
Lablubber 8 months ago
Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.
zeexenon 8 months ago
This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.
T... 8 months ago
If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 8 months ago
“Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”
gopher gofer 8 months ago
until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…
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