Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill
Only floss the ones you want to keep!
James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.
Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.
Just take a big swallow of Effredent!
If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?
Ew! Gross!
When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.
A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!
He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.
It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.
The concept is alien to me.
Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.
The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.
Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.
He’s in touch with his inner self
Awesome!
Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.
Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.
This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.
If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…
Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!
“Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”
until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…
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BigBoy 12 months ago
Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill
Farside99 12 months ago
Only floss the ones you want to keep!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago
James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.
davidob 12 months ago
Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Just take a big swallow of Effredent!
Bilan 12 months ago
If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?
iggyman 12 months ago
Ew! Gross!
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.
west genny 12 months ago
A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!
uniquename 12 months ago
He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.
wongo 12 months ago
The concept is alien to me.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 12 months ago
Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.
Jayalexander 12 months ago
Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
He’s in touch with his inner self
rjarchuleta 12 months ago
Awesome!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.
Lablubber 12 months ago
Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.
zeexenon 12 months ago
This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.
T... 12 months ago
If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 12 months ago
“Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”
gopher gofer 12 months ago
until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…
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