Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 29, 2024

Too many "flat"ulent notes.

Heathcliff is really into that music.

Nobody light a match!

And their most popular number is Cats on Uranus!

I suppose the audience consists of chili lovers (with extra beans)

Listen! Now they playing their “Nap-tune” (“Ju piter” run away quickly! ’Cause their meowsic-“set earns” to be ignored)

Background singers are humming the Star Trek theme song.

aw this one stinks

Eh, the concert is just one cover after another of “Why Does the Sun Shine?” and “Why Does the Sun REALLY Shine?” by They Might Be (Gas) Giants.

Or a cover of Tory Amos’s “Hey Jupiter.”

That is a good band name.

So, My Chemical Romance didn’t work out for the scientists.

One band that only plays outdoor concerts.

Why are they full of has and fart alot