Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for January 22, 2024

Deliverable after Trump is elected

The Sun is running out of hydrogen, so everybody is being evicted.

Start getting your stuff together.

You have 4.9 billion years to vacate.

Nothin’ but cockroaches left.

Dangit, I told the last person out to shut off the lights!

For a giggle, read “The Population Bomb” by Paul Ehrlich. He been wrong almost as long as I’ve been alive. So are other doomsayers.

We have noted with concern your lack of concern. Please remove all references to “habitability” and “survival suits not required” from your tourist brochures.

Count on whoever receives that to merely stash it under decades of existing crises our country’s leadership have made either no attempts or only half hearted ones to solve.

We’ve been trying since the beginning of time to get ahold of you about your auto warranty!!

The sooner the better, but in the meantime be kind to animals.