bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 26, 2024

Nobody expects the inquisitive chicken!

The answer can be nothing other than “Chicken butt”.

That’s a dumb question from a dumb cluck.

What the cluck do you mean?

Said the rooster to the hen while wondering if he heard it right. Perhaps she has a speech impediment and meant..

I said, you annoy me, so cluck off!

With a cluck-cluck here And a cluck-cluck there. Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck-cluck

Question about Stripey…

Something that rhymes with…