Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 09, 2024

Even Sherman knows the pitfalls of digital media. Fillmore is too ‘old school’ for his own good.

Let’s hope Filbert’s not being saltwater catfished.

Unlike Fillmore, I know at 61 that when a beautiful young woman tries to follow me on my X (formally Twitter) account that it is time to use the block option .

Maybe she’s catfishing him (As in, she is actually a catfish).

Poor Fillmore. No one believes the she-turtle is real that he is communicating with, if in fact, she is a turtle.

is he wearing a yamaka?

Pixels and fantasies, until you have smelled their hair and heard their breath, internet lovers are pixels and fantasies.

“Well, I wish I was a catfish swimming in a oh, deep, blue seaI would have all you good looking women fishing, fishing after meSure enough, a-after me, sure enough, a-after meOh enough, oh enough, sure enough” —Muddy Waters, “Rollin’ Stone”

Even Sherman doesn’t believe that Fillmore’s new girlfriend is real.

Manti Te’o. Does that name ring a bell with anyone?

He only thinks “she’s” a turtle – he’s really a catfish.

On the internet, no one knows you’re a turtle.

Narration Box: She is not, in fact, real.

Rule #14: There are no women on the Internet.

I find this suspicious.