Y’ever seen the National Lampoon cover with the frog leaving a French restaurant, frog legs on the outside A-frame menu, on one of those amputee boards.
Actually the legs of factory farmed chickens are of no use as the birds are bred to have such large breasts and in such small cages that they can’t even support their own weight when standing and could not fly or survive if they suddenly found themselves suddenly liberated.
seanfear 7 months ago
umm no worries she grows them back. that must be a side effect for one of Kapuchnik’s meds
syzygy47 7 months ago
Y’ever seen the National Lampoon cover with the frog leaving a French restaurant, frog legs on the outside A-frame menu, on one of those amputee boards.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 7 months ago
… or two single-amputee chickens.
whelan_jj 7 months ago
Not to worry, the rest of the chicken has been removed and glued back together to make “boneless wings”.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
The Navy served Naval Air Chicken; Only wings and landing gear.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 7 months ago
Actually the legs of factory farmed chickens are of no use as the birds are bred to have such large breasts and in such small cages that they can’t even support their own weight when standing and could not fly or survive if they suddenly found themselves suddenly liberated.
gopher gofer 7 months ago
it’s okay. the chicken’ll just wing it…