Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 07, 2024

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    Uncle $crooge  10 months ago

    Seven year-old cheerleaders??? Sure, Jim, sure.

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    Dirty Dragon  10 months ago

    Looks to me like Slim fell out of the truck, then drove Joel and Rufus to the mall where they drew Santa duty, then Slim was back home with a sick and cranky wife, wanting him to do the laundry.

    So the resolution seems to have been pulled out of thin air, but then I’m also wondering… if Slim threw his coat in the wash for Clovia to find after he fouled up the job… how did the note survive intact in the first place?

    Moving along….

    It’s indeed a full tray of classics for the 7th, and nearly on deadline – I didn’t fall asleep once this evening!

    Uh-oh, Pal is foaming at the mouth. Look out everyone!

    So with Piggy playing the middleman, Wolf Hyde hires “Sudden” DeMise to take care of the range war before it can really get started. Whoever he is, behind that well-placed dialogue balloon.. he don’t work cheap.

    Brenda looks on as Minthandy appears to make a sucker bet, one that he can’t win. If the Big Stare loses, maybe Turtleneck will suggest they torch the factory for the insurance money?

    All things considered, Skeezix is taking the news well. Leastwise he isn’t looking for “Sudden” DeMise in the Yellow Pages, so that’s a good sign, right?

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    Seven year-olds in skimpy cheerleaders’ costumes? Sounds like kiddie porn!

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  10 months ago

    Slim blushes with pride. Idint that sweet ?

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Slim! Slim! He’s our man!

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    wstanley0418  10 months ago

    Clovia, immediate and instantaneous jealousy is never a good thing!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Clovia knows she owes Slim an apology.

    That explains the whole pig roasting on a spit in the kitchen

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    hope he got one for Clovia too

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    gappleton47  10 months ago

    Now’s the time for makeup sex haha

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    Uncle $crooge  10 months ago

    Slim gives so many “generous gifts” that he couldn’t remember that he gave one to his granddaughter. And neither one coudl recognize Aubee’s handwriting. Plus he drank the equivalent of forty cups of coffee and stayed for hours without going to the bathroom. Must have had his prostate removed.

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    Uncle $crooge  10 months ago

    From Little Guy over at the Curmudgeon:

    “So, you threw your husband out the house in the cold because you didn’t recognize your granddaughter’s handwriting, and now you want all forgiven?

    That’s…. setting the a$$hole bar pretty high."

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