Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 16, 2024

Admissions??? I thought you could walk right in!!!!

You know what burns me up? :)

Go back downstairs; theirs is the only hot offer.

Of course he went to the other place first, better chance to see his old friends.

Do you smell smoke?

Obviously, the last one didn’t go too well for you.

Some people have to learn the hard way not to fill the whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

He probably shouldn’t admit that.