Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 12, 2024

If you’re already dead then how can it hurt you any further.

He continues in death like he lived in life.

You could make a fortune by marketing The Eternal Puff memorial.

It’s a bad habit to quit….cough cough

Another nail in the coffin …

to keep the undead smoker from getting out.

♬ Puft the magic drag on ♫

Eternal Cremation??

He’s been coughin’ in his coffin for a lung time now.

I worked with a woman for years – she was quite a bit older than me. She took frequent smoke breaks and I once commented to her about it. I got this; “they’ll have to take it from my cold, dead hand”. She retired but came back to visit her many friends, and was hauling an oxygen tank behind her with a cannula in her nostrils.

My brother has COPD so badly that he has to carry supplemental oxygen. Yet he still smokes. Maybe he thinks blowing himself up is faster than coughing to death.

It’s probably gonna take a while for the exhaust to die down.

Quitting is a grave undertaking.

Smokes like a factory.