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Mmmmm, tomato sandwiches. Made with real tomatoes, of course, hopefully to be found during the summer. Tomatoes and salt and Miracle Whip. (before you make aghast comments, I’m allergic to mayo!)
Yummm summer tomatoes, straight from the garden and warm from the sun. On white bread with mayo, or on toasted wheat bread with butter. Any way you eat it, it’s delicious.
A certain British businessman in the ‘60s and possibly into the ’70s, riding the train home from work, would toss his briefcase out the train window at a particular point. He didn’t at first tell his shocked fellow passengers that the train was passing his house at that moment, and the briefcase fell neatly into his back yard, so he didn’t need to carry it home from the station. This fellow – Jack Churchill (no relation to the PM) – also had a previous reputation as the craziest British officer of World War II, who went into battle against the Germans with a longbow and a claymore (broadsword).
mikenjanet about 1 year ago
Absolutely! You have to think of the really important things first. Lunch and newspaper are important items #1 and #2.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mmmmm, tomato sandwiches. Made with real tomatoes, of course, hopefully to be found during the summer. Tomatoes and salt and Miracle Whip. (before you make aghast comments, I’m allergic to mayo!)
BigDaveGlass about 1 year ago
Like me, he needs a checklist. Keys, phone, trousers……
juicebruce about 1 year ago
Tomato Sandwiches … The whole reason to grow tomatoes ;-)
Dean about 1 year ago
How does one keep the bread from getting all soggy by lunchtime?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mmmm…tomato sandwiches!
Dobber Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ok, now give her a kiss and have a good day.
StephenHoyt about 1 year ago
He still needs a mailman to run in to.
chris_o42 about 1 year ago
Yummm summer tomatoes, straight from the garden and warm from the sun. On white bread with mayo, or on toasted wheat bread with butter. Any way you eat it, it’s delicious.
AtariDragon about 1 year ago
I had a lifetime’s worth of tomato sandwiches when I was a child. Put some B and L on it!
darcyandsimon about 1 year ago
White bread does have its uses!
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Indeed, Fred, where would he be?
DHBirr about 1 year ago
A certain British businessman in the ‘60s and possibly into the ’70s, riding the train home from work, would toss his briefcase out the train window at a particular point. He didn’t at first tell his shocked fellow passengers that the train was passing his house at that moment, and the briefcase fell neatly into his back yard, so he didn’t need to carry it home from the station. This fellow – Jack Churchill (no relation to the PM) – also had a previous reputation as the craziest British officer of World War II, who went into battle against the Germans with a longbow and a claymore (broadsword).
anncorr339 about 1 year ago
Mr Dear is getting forgetful
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Great burn Fred!
NaGrom Premium Member about 1 year ago
…Trousers, zipper.