Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 23, 2024

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    …Should be…

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    I doubt they will argue with you about that. And if they do…

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    So, who pays the bill?

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    wi3leong Premium Member 9 months ago

    Caskets, like everything else in a funeral, are for the living. The dead are beyond caring.

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    Differentname  9 months ago

    I was just reading a book called ‘The Wager, A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny and Murder.’ David Grann. One of the interesting facts is that when they would sew someone into a shroud for burial at sea the last stitch would be through the corpse’s nose to make absolutely sure they were completely gone.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Indeed.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    …….or in “grave” condition!!!!!!!!

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    last thing i need

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    People are dying to get in, too!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Some funeral directors are unscrupulous and in a time of grief, they lead the families to the most expensive caskets …it’s a racket….I read a book decades ago on the practices some impose….pitiful.

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    Pickled Pete  9 months ago

    It was good while it lasted, but eventually the customers died out

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    JoshHere  9 months ago

    If I were to die, I instructed my family to donate my body to the Anthropophagus Association.

    The feast is exceptional and delectable, and every attendee is guaranteed to delight in it. Furthermore, the entire event is completely free of charge

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    acevandriver  9 months ago

    That’s good mortician humor.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    I love Gallows humor!

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    True enough, but you still have to deal with their families . . .

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    Just a passing fancy.

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    that place is always quiet as the tomb…

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    That’s what I like! Clients who can’t talk back!!

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