Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 19, 2024

Kid needs therapy, now!!!

Yeah. About that…

Washington gave them the axe.

Waaaa wen wong? ☹️

Doesn’t he have pre president immunity??

“I cannot tell a lie”!!!!!

Little Georgie took an axe

And gave his neighbors forty wacks

And when the evil deed was done,

He gave his father forty-one!

C’mon, Dad. Axe-centuate the positive!

He met Alfred Hitchcock’s great, great grandfather……

Just a little nation building collateral damage.

He was making a great plan for the nation, but he had to hatch it.

American history-the slasher version!

Washington knew how to treat Tories.

He went on a chopping spree.

“I felt threatened.”

Pleading pre-presidential immunity?

He wore a powdered wig as a boy?

dad’s just axing…