Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 13, 2024

I know if you drop a worm in it it will die, So drinking “demon drink” you won’t have worms…………

it’s eternal studying, vicar.

…until the money dries up.

Andy will never learn.

He may even get a PHD in alcohol studies!

The Vicar’s purple suit blends in well with that purple church in the background.

Betcha Capp ends up like actor Errol Flynn, who died at age 50.

The “official” cause of death was a heart attack, but his autopsy showed that there was hardly anything left of his liver and kidneys.

We know what that means Vicar.

Never stop learning.

He’s “studied” for a lifetime!

Says the guy who serves his congregation wine.

A bit?

Say a blessing over your drinks, Andy. That’ll cure ya!!

By now it seems you’d have a doctorate in The Demon Drink.

“Oh Lord, make me be pure … but not yet!”

___________St. Augustine

Vicar, the more you harangue Andy, the more bars he’ll go to.

Andy studies assiduously.

Love how the church just snuck up behind the vicar!

It’s called research Andy, and it never ends.

The Vicar has not yet learned Andy has an answer for everything re:drinking!

Where are you, Andy? University?

Studying! Haha.

xxx

@Everyone

I start my Lenten fast in a matter of hours. I’ll be deactivating Facebook. Every time I do this it feels great and does me the world of good. However I’ll still be commenting here.

Andy is way to modest, there are few men who have such a thorough knowledge of demon drink. You could even say he wrote the book on the subject.

Andy considers booze to be a necessary evil.

Vicar you should know Andy by now