Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 17, 2024

ENOUGH!!!!

That’s actually true. It works better if you tell them to just get it out.

In those real life cop shows, they tell the male respondent to calm down, just calm down sir. And it usually works. The female, on the other hand,saying that just sets them off to greater heights of mania.

AAAAAUUUGH – Uncalm chicken 2024

“My mistake! It’s worse than you think! It’s WORSE!”

Off with her head!

Would telling them to “calm up” work? It might momentarily confuse them. (—

It reminds me of a scene in “The Producers,” when Zero Mostel takes away Gene Wilder’s ‘blue blankie’.

“Lighten up, Francis.”

The savage truth.

I hate how often those words jump out of my mouth before I can stop them. “Calm down” or “just relax”; I know it’s the wrong thing before I even finish saying it. It’s like a reflex.

True.

What happens if you tell them to calm up?

Ha! The trick is escalate. Double the hysterics, double of fun.

I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!! :)

The chicken version of Cheech in Nice Dreams.

People should panic more often. It’s a great way to burn calories.

“Don’t panic” is the best advice you’ll ever be given. It’s appropriate in every situation.