Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 07, 2024

“I can barf spiders on command.”

I can tune pianos with my toes.

I can dance the Habanera on the shaft of a thrown javelin.

Tachyons are my favorite fast food.

I am congenial with rude bosses and give them no lip.

Yes, but they aren’t pertinent to the job.

With the exception of the speech balloons, this toon seems to have been made with a rubber stamp.

Ha! My guess is you have to be folded to do something like that!

I can walk, chew gum, AND juggle at the same time.

Darn, he took my answer! :)

How do you blindfold a snake?

There’s a skill nobody will ask you to demonstrate.