Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 20, 2024

Ask Mr. Bond about that.

It took me a few seconds to realize that’s a dollar sign on the tag. At first it looked like a weird sixty-nine.

You have, GASP! Student loans? LOL

Wear them proudly Ma!

I thought you would have managed to pay those off by now.

I wasn’t aware that Mother Goose was that young. When I attended college, back in the ’60’s and 70’s, tuition was low enough to pay as you go. And, I also lived at home. I suppose there were some of us who insisted on going away to some prestigious school in a distant state where a loan would be necessary to get by.

Since when did that jeweler become a James Bond fan?

Really have zero pity for these idiots that got themselves into deep debt for a basket weaving degree. If they had gone into a hard science like Medicine or Engineering they could have easily payed off their debt.

the quote is from ian fleming’s book by that title but it is incomplete. so is death.

Starring Jill St. John as Tiffany Case and Lana Wood as Plenty O’Toole.

What ever happened to Ebbets Field?

“Mz.” does not appear to be a standard alternative to “Ms.”