Oh. OH MY! OMG!!
isn’t it a miracle that you’re still alive, Agnes?
…a visual you will never shake, and please don’t share.
I do not want to picture that.
Wouldn’t the bacon fat lubricate the grill and prevent the bacon from sticking?
Now I will never shake the visual…egads!
The verbal part was probably pretty entertaining too.
Grandma never figured her ablutions would involve another person… (Much less Olive Oil and a Turkey Baster!) ⛑
Grandma really is a saint.
Probably learned a few new words, that will never show up on a vocabulary test, too.
Hilarious – and I love how you let us imagine it.
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Agnes, as the old saying goes, “What has been seen can not be unseen.”
Some sins are self-correcting.
Translation: she ain’t going to do that again.
And yet another use for a turkey baster. Those things come in so handy.
Nor will I actually…..
I would have gone straight for the crow bar. But that’s me. :)
i’ll bet that if you google “me, olive oil, and a turkey baster” you’ll get some eye-opening results… ☺
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Oh. OH MY! OMG!!
seanfear 6 months ago
isn’t it a miracle that you’re still alive, Agnes?
JLChi 6 months ago
…a visual you will never shake, and please don’t share.
I do not want to picture that.
snsurone76 6 months ago
Wouldn’t the bacon fat lubricate the grill and prevent the bacon from sticking?
chris_o42 6 months ago
Now I will never shake the visual…egads!
rshive 6 months ago
The verbal part was probably pretty entertaining too.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
Grandma never figured her ablutions would involve another person… (Much less Olive Oil and a Turkey Baster!) ⛑
monya_43 6 months ago
Grandma really is a saint.
christelisbetty 6 months ago
Probably learned a few new words, that will never show up on a vocabulary test, too.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Hilarious – and I love how you let us imagine it.
chief 6 months ago
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Just-me 6 months ago
Agnes, as the old saying goes, “What has been seen can not be unseen.”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 6 months ago
Some sins are self-correcting.
Translation: she ain’t going to do that again.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago
And yet another use for a turkey baster. Those things come in so handy.
raybarb44 6 months ago
Nor will I actually…..
Impkins Premium Member 6 months ago
I would have gone straight for the crow bar. But that’s me. :)
gopher gofer 6 months ago
i’ll bet that if you google “me, olive oil, and a turkey baster” you’ll get some eye-opening results… ☺