Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2024

Now was she one of the Hartford Ironguts?

Now the action starts, and Randall becomes a unwitting herald of their doom(he has got to be mad about "Shut up, Randall).

This bad guy’s name is shorthand for “Soon to be Crushed Warrior” unless he makes a link with Rip(He trained Haywire as a kid).

Speak up Randall!!!

And don’t call me Tout de Suite.

I’m anything but Suite.

If he knew better he’d give them back their money right now.

We have seen Mad Dog Iron Guts before. He begged Rip for help after love turned him into a sickly pipsqueak.

I had almost forgotten. Man, he looks a little different than I expected after shaking off his breakup, which made him this way. I hope Rip remembers that.

Did not realize Bluto had a brother.

But Iron guys might be reasonable, especially if a special photograph falls out during the Battle near Los Tomatoes!

Can somebody tape Randal’s mouth?

KA-TOUT DE SUITE!

Didn’t we see this guy in Raising Arizona?

He looks like a reasonable person. I’m sure Rip can explain everything and they will end up friends.

Unfortunately for him he’s not called Mad Dog Iron Jaw.