Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ll take the fly! Leave the spider home

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    If you want a fly bad enough, maybe you can pay to have the restaurant put one in your soup so the spider can eat it.

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    oldthang  5 months ago

    I love the look on her face!

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    you should give that to the Fuscos

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    DaveG1960  5 months ago

    Extra meat ration, as the armed forces would say…..

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    Wiz is prepared for any eventuality! Plus, now he will save money, ’cause it looks like Blanch has been put off her meal… :D

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think he means that his spider can swim.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Now Wiz. Careful with that. Not forget with great powers comes great websponsibility.

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    pathfinder  5 months ago

    “Waiter .. WAITER! What’s that fly doing in my soup?” Waiter replies .. “Backstroke.”

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    So Wiz is spider man?

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    fgerbil46  5 months ago

    “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?” “It looks like the backstroke, sir.”

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    Munch  5 months ago

    I think she blanched.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Get that bugger outta here!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Oh, waiter! There’s soup on my fly!”

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Right. He can use the protein.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Extra saltines, please….

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    This is gonna be fun to watch…….no charge!…..that wiz….always prepared!!!

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    I loathe spiders. They’re sneaky.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Wiz takes his pet spidy where ever he goes…

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Blanche looks really strange in today’s strip, and I don’t think it’s the spider’s fault. She simply doesn’t look like herself.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  5 months ago

    “….We will all eat well.”

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    Ew.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, that’s a spider! It looks like a paper model of a castle or cathedral, with lots of peaked towers.

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