Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 22, 2024

He was not “taut” proper toilet etiquette.

Depends

I’d never considered that particular dilemma!

Hoyt Axton sez: “All I’m sayin’ is have a nice day, I hope it doesn’t rain on your parade….”

Jolly Green Giant?

“How about I grab an axe and fix you up that way?”

It ain’t that kinda party.

Oh just find a tall tree and pee. Sheesh.

As long as you shout “Look out below!” you’re good.

Just do it over the bushes.

Do you think you can just come down from there and do your business the normal way?

Let it trickle down your leg

PUT THE PORTA POTTY ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!

♫ It’s a long way, to tempo-potty…….. ♬

Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberpot.

You should have thought of that before you climbed up on those stilts.

I have always wondered how one gets on and off stilts that tall. I assume a ladder is involved.