Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2024

A different kind of “Being called on the carpet.”

Needs to pass K-1 to K-8 first.

Save the slobbering, where’s the kibble?

Least you’re not getting any kennel time!

No milky bones for you today!

No head rubs?

Who’s a good boy?

I thought K-9s were officers, of a sort.

He probably purchased his shirt from Amazon.

Do other dogs see German shepherds and say to themselves, “Uh oh. It’s the cops”?

I knew a battery that was charged.

Now that’s just plain cute.

He was lookin’ at 7 years in the petitentiary, or 1 year in jail.

Now that I think about it, Chase from “Paw Patrol” probably isn’t a real cop. It’s not like he answers to the chief of the local PD.

I OBJECT! My client has no thumbs. He couldn’t possibly have put the uniform on himself !