Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for February 12, 2024

By no “stretch” of the imagination, will these periodicals be living “large”.

Who needs sources? It is obvious that Yaffle is the Bird of the Year every year…

You’ll never squeeze the truth out of them- they’re all Fake News.

Looks like late night at the Dungeon, hope the screams don’t wake the neighbors.

Well done Brian and you didn’t even stretch the truth.

I subscribe only for the pictures….oh, wait….I mean the articles.

Oooh, the cardinal is jealous of the yaffle.

NOOOOOO! NOT the RACK‼️

Im stretched so thin as it is…..my word salad has runneth over…

And besides, Yaffle would NEVER reveal a source, no matter how much they press him for information.

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Yaffle should modernize for his information by going on line like other birdies. They sure do “go” when they are on the line.

well, this is a stretch… ☺

Good thing they don’t have bladders; they’d all end up yellow journalism.