Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 04, 2024

Oh, she remembers you…..

Apparently you were some sort of inspiration.

Shoe, I’m pretty sure she remembers you.

What did you do to that girl, Shoe?

Whoops, looks like she’s coming for you.

Joke is on her, time’s running out for mainstream tv news, too!

What’s the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs.

I wanted to intern at the bakery because I knead the dough.

Our intern doesn’t go to the beach,

they’re afraid of getting caught in the web tide.

Why was the intern so good at baseball?

Because they’re used to fetching ‘coffee runs’!

Our intern doesn’t use elevators;

they’re moving up the ‘ladder’ of success.

A smart intern is like a four-leaf clover:

hard to find and lucky to have.

Interns love spreadsheets because they excel at making ‘cells’ work for them.

Uh oh. Do I detect a woman scorned?

So Shoe is a Purple Martin…interesting.

You would have to ‘lose your mind’ in order to forget ‘Shoe’ ! ! ! !!

Muffy Hollandaise eh? The yolk’s on him.

Muffy’s reappearance is having quite the effect on Shoe!

Ms. Hollandaise is pretty saucy, isn’t she?

Muffy, your new family doesn’t love you and your time will run out too.

First time I’ve ever seen Shoe’s full name.

Looks like that internship was a nightmare for her.

Hey! She could be talking about someone else.

karma…