Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 26, 2024

I’m in FL, My “lawn” is? Whatever it is? Mostly sandy soil? When the weediest parts get too high, I knock them down….I have a tractor!!!!

Could these puns get any mower?

Quarter inch?? That’s either a military or a butch lawn.

The mower and the rake have a wacky friend.

Weed like to hear from the whacker.

A clip- art-tist!

The mower’s story wasn’t really that drawn out. The guy in the middle will string them along for hours and then just leave them in weeds.

sheared? more like scalped

Cut him off!

All three just sitting on their (gr)@ss.

Great pun!

judging from the furniture, this place must be a clip joint…