Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 29, 2024

and with too much coffee comes constipation – just to say, Linda. Be careful there…

And his teeth are stained beyond help!!!!

Y’know, Linda strongly resembles Andre—both in looks and in knowledge of coffee. Maybe they’re brother and sister. And she took a job as a “charwoman” to help rescue his business after Adam’s stint as a barista.

A book about a psychic woman that can see the past through coffee? Adam, this is your big call!

Linda doesn’t have a chin.

Linda, the coffee psychic!

The roast is strong with her.

How dark is DTWFNC roast? Can light escape it?

Go toward the light!

Adam went to the dark roast side.

She’d really hate my office then!

Coffee doesn’t constipate me. To the contrary…

Fortunately, a Geiger Counter is not standard equiptment for most cleaning ladies

If she had one handy, she would quit on the spot

Where’s her hazmat suit? She needs a Mathairfrackin’ hazmat suit!

That’s just what Adam needs more discouraging words……

If she has a problem with coffee, this is not gonna work out.

So, loosen on up! Have an Irish Coffee!

That’s our Adam: A failure as a writer…and a human being.

The Power of Coffee Commands You…