Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 01, 2024

…..Makes no difference who you are…..

Politicians are like stars. Dense balls of hot gas.

Awful light out to see a dwarf star.

All of you look the same to me!

When I read “red supergiant,” I still think “U.S.S.R” sometimes.

If you’re a white star, why are you yellow?

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse

White dwarf stars burn hotter than red giants and are therefore more powerful when it comes to wishes.

5 Billion years, don’t hold your breath.

We need a supernova to bring peace on earth. We need to start over.

Visualize whirled peas.

If you want world peace, wish on the sun when it goes supernova!

And the endorsement of a bevy of old-style beauty contestants. :)

If you want to wish on a red super giant, just say its name three times.Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse…

There was an episode of X-Files where Mulder met a genie and wished for world peace. The solution was to remove all other humans from the planet.

And even then, it still wouldn’t be big enough.