Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2024

We don’t have peacocks where I run, but the male turkeys there do that a lot during mating season.

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Down in front! Well, feathers in front, I guess.

Someone got excited

Censorship!

Probably just wants some privacy for whatever he’s doing in the front row.Usher!

He’s in love.

Heh heh. Me gots peacocks in me backyards. It is ours national bird.

About 4 months premature tail erec tion!!!

Made me giggle

Down in front!

Fowl! That guy’s name isn’t Herman, is it? Someone get security just in case…

FANtastic

Now blocking everybody’s view of the screen!

hrack hrack

Now You’re Watching NBC Gesundheit https://www.youtube.Com/watch?app=desktop&v=N8l0i6oMBZs

Now streaming on Peacock.

She got HIS attention!

When I visit my relatives in Pasadena, California, I am annoyed by the constant noise the peacocks make while roaming the neighbors’ yards.

Beautiful plumage, mate.

You gotta pay more money if you wanna see the x rated scenes covered up by the feathers.

He’s a big fan of film.

Next on NBC Action News: "Bird riot escalating at the Peafowl Theater downtown. “You can’t arrest us, copper! Dat dirty bird had it coming to him!”

Now, scream like a human.